Cinco de Mayo is this weekend and if you’re not familiar, it’s kind of a big deal around these parts.
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You know those cellophane bags of “shortcakes” you can pick up in the produce section, usually right next to the plastic sacks of “strawberry” glaze? Well, I have some bad news. I destroyed all of those in several small arson jobs. And I infested the factories than make them with toucans. I know, I know, [...]
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