Hilah vs. The Texas Rollergirls

Okay, okay, okay, so I know I’m supposed to be on vacation right now. But dig this. The Texas Rollergirls asked me to do ‘em a favor and I could not refuse. You’d have to be a FOOL to refuse a favor asked of you by the Rollergirls. Do I look like a fool to…

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How To Make Chili (Texas-Style!)

Chili (AKA chili con carne) shouldn’t be difficult! Let’s keep it simple and radical! Here’s my old man’s Texas chili recipe and it’s ultra-good. Make it as spicy as you like. Then make a Frito pie and tell me Texas isn’t the best place on earth. As far as chili goes, anyway.

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Marshmallow Ghosties

This Halloween recipe will teach you how to make the cutest, scary marshmallow ghosts ever! They are super-simple and delicious. And CUTE!!!

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How to Make a Mint Julep Cocktail

how to make a mint julep

You must know how to make a Mint Julep cocktail if you are going to be a classy gent. Or lady. Classic and classy and made for summertime drinking. Make sure you got a lotta mint and ice on hand!

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Welcome!

Hey, guys. What’s up? I see you have found this awesome baby website. It’s just tiny now but pretty soon it will be like a Godzilla and you will be like Jack Black, discoverer of King Kong. It’s going to be that huge. And your friends will throw confetti and be really impressed when you…

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