My old buddy Freekzone stopped by after I made biscuits last week. He always shows up when I least expect it and usually when I am pretty loaded and occasionally when I am in the shower or just getting out of the shower. One time, I had been showering while I was pretty loaded and he was sneaking in the bathroom window just in time to catch me falling and keep me from cracking my pretty head open on the tile. Then he made me fried chicken and we ate it in the backseat of the car, chasing it with Alka-Seltzer and vodka. But I digress.
This day when he showed up, I was not in a very good mood, but Freekzone sure knows how to cheer me up. He showed me how to make bacon and cheese sliders with my hot flaky biscuits. Damn, Freekzone! You know the way to a girl’s heart! Here’s how he do it.
- 12 Biscuits, baked
- 1 pound ground beef
- 3 slices of cheese, quartered
- 4 slices of bacon
Make 12 little patties out of your meat and season with pepper. Fry the bacon until crispy and remove from the pan (start them in a cold pan and they won’t curl up as much). Cook your little patties in the bacon grease about 5 minutes on each side until they are almost done. Put a little piece of cheese on each one and let it melt. Make tiny burgers with your biscuits, cheesy patties, and 1/3 strip of bacon on each. Also, put some spicy mustard and pickles on it and you won’t be sorry. You’ll be crying out “Freekzone! Freekzone!” all night, baby.
We found this interview with Freekzone where he offers proof that he wrote the Coldplay song!