Frozen Sangria

Frozen sangria recipe video (scroll down for printable recipe card)

I’d be lying if I told you I made this frozen sangria up for Cinco de Mayo. The truth is, I made this up for all the hot, hot Summer days to come. The sweltering, sweaty days filled with flies, mosquitos, and sun beams that cut right through your Ray-Bans to burn out your retinas. Swimming pools that feel like old, dirty bathwater and not enough rain. Never enough rain. Houses literally cracking in half as the earth below dries up and blows away to Oklahoma. Give us back our dirt, you dirt-thievin’ Sooners!

If you live in Texas, you know what I talk about.

We’re all gonna burn up.

But damn it all, we shan’t die sober.

Frozen Sangria

Refreshing, isn’t she?

Frozen sangria recipe – printable

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Frozen Sangria

Quickest, coldest cocktail of the summer!

  • Yield: 4 1x
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Ingredients

  • 2 cups red wine
  • 1 cup frozen fruit (peaches, cherries, strawberries, and mango are my faves)
  • 1 cup ice
  • 2 tablespoons lime juice
  • 2 tablespoons fruit liqueur

Instructions

  1. Pour the wine in a blender and add everything else on top of it.
  2. Blend until smooth and foamy.
  3. Drink it now, or put it in the freezer for 10 minutes to get slushier.

Try a mixture of different fruits, too. Three-quarters cup strawberries plus one-quarter cup cherries was absolutely luscious, I tell you. From the first glass to the last. Which also happened to be the fourth. And then I went to bed.

14 Comments

  1. Shonna on June 5, 2012 at 11:26 am

    I love to cook and eat, but found myself in a summer slump, oppressive heat can certainly cause serious slumping, but since we found you on roku two days ago, we have been cooking it up Hilah style. Thank you for the fun and fresh inspiration! The chicken fried steak really was the best ever, better than mine, and tonight is fish taco night. You are my new imaginary best friend. The girls and I will be whipping up these frozen sangria’s for the True Blood season premiere Sunday. Yum!

    • Hilah on June 5, 2012 at 12:25 pm

      Hey Shonna!
      I’m so happy to hear from you. Glad the show has inspired you to make it through the summer. I know exactly what you mean about the oppressive heat – it can totally zap your creativity and motivation in the kitchen.
      I hope you love the fish tacos and have fun with the sangria! Sounds like it’ll be a great time.
      -h

  2. Shonna on June 7, 2012 at 8:04 pm

    My “practice” frozen sangria turned out beautiful!

    • Hilah on June 8, 2012 at 10:47 am

      Excellent!

  3. Winnie on June 8, 2012 at 10:32 am

    I can’t wait to try this! I love sangria, so the idea of frozen sangria for a bbq is making me very happy…Thank you…Glad I found you.

    • Hilah on June 8, 2012 at 10:54 am

      I’m glad you found me, too, Winnie! I think you’ll LOVE the sangria. I do!

  4. Mallory on July 10, 2012 at 1:48 am

    Ok so first off I found you on youtube with the buscuit video and I died laughing and then came back to life looked you up and now IM ADDICTED! love your attitude ur wit and ofcourse ur recipes!! ur amazing keep up the great work …p.s. I tried this sangria with other fruits that you mentioned and it was amazing! u need ur own show!! eff rachel ray ur show is better!! XoXo
    -ur newest fan
    MaL

    • Hilah on July 10, 2012 at 10:38 am

      Hey Mal! YAY!!!
      I’m so so happy you found me! Glad you like the recipes and de funniez. 🙂 Thanks so much for writing!
      -h

  5. Vyvacious on October 29, 2012 at 9:52 pm

    Hell no, we ain’t gonna die sober!! That’s what I like to hear! Haha.

    This cracked me up. Thanks for the laughs and the recipes 🙂

    • Hilah on October 30, 2012 at 9:04 am

      Thanks, Vyvy! It’s starting to get too cold here for these… I may have to turn the heater on and slather on some sunscreen to recreate Summer in my own living room!

      • Vyvacious on October 31, 2012 at 1:05 pm

        You’re welcome!

        I know what you mean! Do it! Make sure it’s one of those yummy smelling sunscreens that oozes coconut & paradise 😛

        • Hilah on October 31, 2012 at 2:27 pm

          Oh, fer shur!

  6. dina on June 21, 2013 at 4:15 am

    hi Hilah i love all your recipes and my family thanks u and i have a question and it will be great great super great if u answered me i am wondering can i replace the red wine with any other thing?
    Thanks for your answer love u and wish u making Fantastic recipes <3 and thanks for answering

    • Hilah on June 21, 2013 at 2:06 pm

      Hi Dina!
      You could probably use some grape juice or cranberry juice instead for a refreshing non-alcoholic drink! Thanks for writing.

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