No-Recipe One Pot Pasta (with whatever you have on hand!)
By now everyone has seen and probably tried one of the thousand one-pot pasta recipes which are floating around in the ethernet. I’ve heard from a handful of you about it and it seems that many of those existing recipes are … terrible pieces of shit. Encouraged by a friend online, I set out to figure out how to make a one-pot pasta recipe to end all one-pot pasta recipes. And after numerous trials and a handful of tribulations, here’s the only thing you need to know:
8 ounces of pasta
+ 2 1/4 cups liquid
= perfect ratio for any kind of one-pot pasta dish you want to create
For tons of ingredient suggestions, download my No-RecipeOne-PotPastaCheatsheet (Free!)
To be certain, by “pasta” I mean any kind of small pasta shape.
Don’t try a one-pot pasta with huge manicotti tubes. And for the love, don’t ruin perfectly good spaghetti noodles by breaking them into pieces to fit them into a tiny pot. Just forget that. It’s rude and inconsiderate and you’ll have much better results anyway if you just pick out a small pasta to begin with. Shapes like elbow macaroni, rotini, fusilli, shells, ziti, orecchiette, penne — anything you can fit on a spoon is a good choice.
(Also! I’ve only tested this with wheat pasta; I’m not sure how rice or corn or quinoa pasta would work with the ratio.)
To be extra certain, by “liquid” I mean water or broth.
Don’t try to cook your one-pot pasta in a pot of milk, for example. That’s a horrible idea and you’ll end up in tears with a pot of burnt milk-pasta. If you use broth (recommended! it’s very tasty) watch the salt you add to the pasta dish. Depending on the broth or stock, you may not need to add additional salt at all.
And another thing. So many one-pot recipes I see direct the cook to throw everything into a pot and boil it: raw onions, raw tomatoes, raw garlic. I am telling you now, there is nothing grosser than goddamn boiled onions. Take five minutes and brown the onions first in a little oil or butter, then throw everything else in and boil it. Try it. You’ll see. Extra goodness happens when you deglaze the pan with a splash of wine before adding the pasta and liquid.
That’s my tricks. Now take that information and go on and make all the one-pot pasta recipes you can imagine!
For tons of ingredient suggestions, download my No-RecipeOne-PotPastaCheatsheet (Free!)
If you’d like a step-by-step video and recipe using this technique, see my TexMex One-Pot Pasta recipe and video!
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I love that I found you, you’re the first cooking video I don’t mute! you’re hilarious and the two things you’ve shown me and done are delicious!
Oh that is a great compliment, Paula! 😀 Thank you! Super happy you are enjoying my recipes
I’m disappointed in your potty mouth language. Shame on you.
I’m sorry. It must be very stressful navigating life day to day when you are so easily disappointed by strangers on the internet.
hahaha…you are my new favorite!
Hilarious Hilah. That’s my name for you! BTW, I love your strange Potty Mouth!! ;D
jkdjashjasdfa. nice joke friend.
Thanx, I’ve been looking for a way to calculate how much water to use and just make my own combinations!
I stumbled upon your video. I was just looking for water to pasta ratio for one pot, no drain pasta dishes. I actually want to try some dishes with my pressure cooker. Thanks for the info and for the laugh. You are awesome!
Does pasta sauce count as a liquid? I don’t want to end up with a soup instead of a thick sauced one pot pasta!
It does, but not quite as much liquid. That one gets a little tricky because it depends on how thick your sauce is, but I’ve had good results before using half sauce and half water (so 1 1/8 cup of each, sauce and water). And you’ll need to check it more often to make sure it doesn’t stick or burn. Add more water if it’s sticking
I want to make home made from scratch hamburger helper stroganoff. Their recipe calls for milk and water. What about condensed milk and water combo?
I’m really not sure, Cynthia. It might be fine. Let me know if you try it
I make a homemade HH cheeseburger macaroni. The ratio I use is 2 c dried elbows, 2 c water and 1 1/2 c 2% milk. I also use 1T cornstarch to thicken the sauce and 8 oz cheddar cheese (or Velveeta) for the cheese. It turns out perfect every time
Thank you for sharing!! 🙂